"Hey, come outside and check this," said Pammy, "Cubey Guy is flowering."
Cubey guy?
"In the succulent patch... Cubey Guy... I don't know its name, but it's flowering," she replied to my quizzical look.
Indeed she was correct: Cubey Guy was flowering.
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| After never knowing its name for years, recently with the help of Lithops aficionado Ngeun, I now know that this blooming cubist person is Corpuscularia lehmannii. You can see where Pammy got 'Cubey Guy' from, though. And with Corpuscularia being one of the harder-to-remember, if not forgettable, names in the already difficult world of succulent botanical names, I fully suspect that Cubey Guy is Cubey Guy from now on. |
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| There are only about five flowers on the whole plant and each is small, just 1cm or so across, and shy, palest pink. |
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| Growth has been slow but steady in its new home; in fact I had to check an older photo taken last spring to confirm that, yes indeed, Cubey Guy has grown a fair bit in fact. |
STOP PRESS! Hold on a moment, folks. I posted these photos above of Cubey Guy this morning, and this afternoon the sun has come out strongly and guess what? Cubey has really burst into full bloom in glorious style. It has all happened in just two hours, so here are three hot-off-the-press pix of Cubey in his full yellow, sun-worshipping glory!
Hope you don't mind the dramatics, but I just had to set the record straight. Now, we resume normal transmission.
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| Topsy Turvey is a magnificent weirdo, the kind of plant that you'd be likely to see on an alien planet, or at least standing in as an extra in the background on a Star Trek movie. |










